So
FUBARians what the hell has been happening this past quarter in FUBARLAND? Well let me freakin tell you shall I? FUBAR CEO/GM Dave Darth
M had the
fortunate opportunity to get in contact with a few FUBARians that have been out of the
main line for a while. In June, Dave
the freeloader attended the wedding of Brian My lifes such
a Messer to a Ms. Danielle No, Brian cant come out and play
Pinneri. The event was a major success (as
both parties showed bets were on Dani having a realization of her actions and
running for the border) and Dave was able to re-unite the team of Brian Messer and
Steve funny last name Hancock. Contracts
were drawn out and after a little negotiating; the TOXIC Twins, Brian and
Steve, signed a four-year deal to include as a signing bonus each of the guys receiving
personal aircraft. (pictured below
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Steve "Holding
Out" Hancock was a tough sell but in the end FNC wins |
Brian "I have no
clue" Messer folded up like a lawn chair during talks. |
Among
the other contract negotiations, Brian stipulated a clause allowing him free-agency in 4
years (to which FNC asked Dani what she wanted and she said at least 10.) Steve on the other hand-(cock) was a little easier
(as they all say about him) and pretty much settled for the plane and a hug!? Anyway, FNC does not want to divert attention from
the event that actually caused all this negotiating to happen
the wedding. So FNC will finish the news here and allow you to
enjoy a collection of pictures from the big event
so until next time this has been
your ever-faithful reporter bringing you only the total BS and drivel you have come to
expect here at FNC
Pics removed due to size
restrictions (our apologies)
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