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Hello FUBARians,

       Welcome back after another year hiatus from FUBAR News - which is becoming more the norm than the exception; Apologies for that.  However, while 2020 started out with all the promise of a glorious FUBAR New Year with all new challenges, experiences and strategies towards their never ending goal of Total World Domination - It became very evident by the end of Jan that... there was a new Sheriff in Town?!  2020 was surely going to be about Total World Domination and while the word “FUBAR” was surely a theme of the year, the actual FUBAR Organization was no where to be found after the 1st Quarter...

In case you missed it - here’s a quick re-cap...

Q1 2020 -

Well, the FUBAR CEO/Founder was still able to make some tour stops in Austin, Miami, Boston, San Antonio, and Tampa

February would see the FHQ take a brief overseas tour to the old country.  While this was taking place, air travel to China had already been halted from the US (1/31) and the Covid-19 virus was steamrolling through Italy.  By the timewe reached March 1st, the Covid virus had reached the US mainland on the west coast and the word “Pandemic” was being thrown around somewhat regularly...

Q2 2020 -

By the time the 2nd quarter of 2020 rolled in, the pandemic threat was in full-swing (with less than 500 confirmed cases in the US) and this is where the FUBAR HQ plans for Total World Domination were clearly going to be hijacked by a virus that was actually taking over the world as various economies around the world start to tank in uncertainty...  Suffice to say, Q2 would roll-out with panic buying of everything from ammo, food and (oddly enough) toilet paper...

Q3 2020 -

The 3rd quarter would see more pandering with the Main Stream Media/Social Media platforms pushing fear, economic uncertainty (millions unemployed and industries crumbling) and doubt as death tolls were rising and many countries going into lock-downs. 

Q3 would culminate with social issues coming to a boiling point as violent protests and riots erupted all over the country, including the “summer of love” where several city blocks of Seattle were “seized” by protestors and held without government intervention.

The end of Q3 would see the FUBAR Empire, CEO/Founder Dave “Darth Mater” spending much of September flying and, with just one trip remaining prior to training, contracting the  Covid virus.  When asked about “How he caught it?”, the FUBAR HoF simply stated; “Well, I sure wasn’t chasing it!?

The "Wood chipper" (Fargo, ND)

Q4 2020 -

The first 10 weeks of Q4 saw the FUBAR CEO/Founder recovered from an initial two week bout with the virus but weeks of lingering malaise and recovery. 

During this time - the World saw continuing death tolls rise but some light at the end of the tunnel as news of potential vaccines for the virus were becoming imminent. 

A Presidential election (not at FHQ - We are A dictatorship) would firmly plant another wedge into the country and Q4 ended with all manner of socially distanced holidays and New Year’s celebrations.

       Unfortunately, One major milestone that was overlooked and summarily sacrificed by the 2020 Pandemic was the 30th Anniversary of the FUBAR’s including all manner of FUBAR 30th Anniversary fanfare and celebrations and FUBAR CEO/Founder tours.

Yes, you just read that correctly - 2020 marked the 30th anniversary of the inaugural season of the FUBAR’s legendary softball empire. 

Much like that inaugural year in which the team went out in the 1st round of the playoffs, the 30th anniversary year held about as much celebration.

That stated - In order to not let an opportunity go to waste, the FUBAR CEO/Founder did manage to send out all the Series 1/Series 2 FUBAR custom figures to each of the respective FUBAR Hall-Of-Fame players they represented.  Each of the figures is a one-of-a-kind custom hand re-painted 1 of 1 authentic representation of several of our beloved FUBAR 's (Check them out below...

SERIES I (2004)

Bill "ThrillSeeker" M - Jesse James FUBARS

SERIES II (2004)

       In any event, I think all of us can agree that 2020 was about as much of a “write-off” year as one can get.  While much of the creative outlets did have to be re-directed indoors and much was accomplished, we look forward to the days when the FUBAR News Corp and FUBAR CEO/Founder can travel about the great nation (and planet) once again.

Look for upcoming 2021 FUBAR CEO/Founder tour dates in Q1 2021!

So, now that’s done, enjoy this single, brand new “VOTE FOR DAVE, GET FREE... !” campaign poster...

DON'T FORGET!  The COMPLETE FUBARchives 2011 edition is still FREE! - Unlocking the FUBAR vaults, every FUBAR document in FUBARHQ and the FUBAR Press Corp. has been painstakingly recreated & scanned.  Unlike the FUBARchives newsletter anthology sent to select FUBAR's back in 2000 this collection contains ALL of those newsletters as well as NEVER BEFORE SEEN stats, rosters, receipts and photos!  Effectively - EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF PAPER we have pertaining to the FUBAR's!  DON'T FORGET - IT'S ENTIRELY FREE!!!  By clicking the link provided, you may begin to download any section or the entire FUBARchive!  So please - Enjoy!"

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Also be sure to check out all the FUBAR Shenanigans on FUBARHQ Vimeo!

FUBARHQ ON VIMEO!

FIND ALL Of YOUR FUBAR VIDEO CONTENT AT -

www.VIMEO.com/FUBARHQ

Also, be sure to come back next quarter when we explain this...
and this?!...
And finally this...

And finally, here's yet another installment of WTF featuring - Just some random Internet Awesomeness!...

MINDFUL WEB CONTENT REMINDER

Be sure to visit the newest in the FUBAR Publishing News, the FUBAR Entertainment Group repertoire - CHEEKY MONKEY's photo blog/online journal.  UPDATED and sorted by year, the monkey has 10 albums and 2000+ captioned photos (Not to Mention the UN-CUT album - if you can find it!?  featuring OVER 1100+ pics of the monkey in the raw!?); The monkey is swingin'?...

www.SWINGERMONKEY.com

"He Gets Around..."

ONE MORE VARIANTS REMINDER

       The Cyber Kid was asked to provide the D-Mobile III (aka "The Beast") for a couple episodes of the The Variants.  Always willing to lend a hand, the Cyber Kid took the reigns as vehicle stunt coordinator for the driving scenes as well as featured extra "Officer Handlebar" in the Season 2, Episode 1 premiere of The Variants! (Links are below)!  So, if you haven't seen it yet, be sure to watch Season's 1-3 on YouTube.com.

       The Variants follows the zany adventures of comic shop proprietor, Richard and his loyal band of store employees, Barry, Kelli, Joe and the elusive Vlad as the quartet (most of the time) find themselves in the most precarious of situations.  For more information about the show or to watch the episode click any of the respective links below -

www.TheVariants.com

Season 2 Episode 1

(My Scene starts at 6:40)

Season 3 Episode 7

(FUBAR CEO Dave's '77 Impala ("The BEAST") is featured prominently throughout the episode!)

Well gang, until next time, this has been your always loyal reporter  - Now go grab another BEvERage and remember you cannot un-see what you just saw?! - Enough FUBAR for ya?!...

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