Hello FUBARians and
this fine mid-second quarter of 2010? Hopefully the first
quarter of 2010 has provided you with many good tidings and much
Last quarter we left you with a
much needed "history" lesson about the origins of the FUBAR organization
and of course all the news from the annual FUBAR Reunion and drunken
orgy! ("Sir, you are aware that it was just You, Avocado and
Messer at the FUBAR reunion!?...) Um... 'er... Oh yes, now it's
all coming back.. It was a the FUBAR Reunion and "drinking coffee"!?...
silly me!?... Um.. OK then, moving on...
So anyway, since last quarter the FUBAR Upper echelon (namely Dave "I'm
the king!") has been a busy. With all the
20th Anniversary fanfare, parties and the like, Dave saw it necessary to
make a few stops to Central Florida to meet up with members of the FUBAR
Upper Management; Namely Mark "Capt. Averagellino" and Chris "Rag Arm"
Rothy. Helping to finalize plans for the penultimate FUBAR 20th
anniversary, Chris and Mark were "appointed" as the head's of Dave's
20th Anniversary "We Need to Borrow Your House" and "Call All The Former
Players And Make Them Give A Damn" committees respectively!?...
Although "not" all too keen with the prospect of the jobs, Dave found
each of the boys were eager to help when they were presented with
adequate compensation; which was a bottle of "Jimbo" and free Doubletree
Cookies (respectively ;o)
gladly accepts an "offer he can't refuse"
So, with key members of the FUBAR Upper Echelon in place to handle
the bull-s.. 'er "real" work. The Cyber Kid was free to do
some more campaigning for his 2028 presidential run!
With some additional stops in Boston, New York and Hartford,
the primary emphasis has been on the Central Florida and
northeastern US regions.
Now naturally while in the Central Florida region for The FUBAR 20th
Anniversary Upper Management "plotting and scheming" conference of
2010, the Cyber Kid also made a multi-stop tour of central for his
own personal gain (big shocker!) The biggest news however, to
come out of the Central Florida tour stops was the "secret meeting"
(seen right) between the Cyber Kid and Jeff "E"normous forehead E.
who met with Dave for supposed talks about Jeff being his possible
Vice-Presidential candidate in the 2028 run. "Well, despite
his lackluster performance in the press lately, the guys is still
pretty loyal!?... So provided he can get get past the whole "giant
head" label and keep his nose clean, I think will look past the
whole huge cranium deal and see he's the right guy for the job as
#2. I mean look at how well he handled that whole "A.J."
crisis in Texas!?." <"Um sir, just curious? If Jeff is
HERE, who is actually watching the A.J. now and keeping it from
eating small children and goats?!> "HOLY CRAP! QUICK!
SOMEONE GET ME A PHONE!?" The Cyber Kid was reported as
fleeing the scene (Hooters) with Jeff however the duo, rather than
leaving Tampa, were spotted ducking in to the movies!?... When
the FUBAR Press caught up with pair as they left their screening of
Iron Man 2 (2 thumbs up) the Cyber Kid had this to say, "It's all
under control. After further investigation, Jeff assured me
the A.J. is not in any position to harm anyone and is quite
sedated... and chained...!?" When asked if Jeff was still the
right choice as his Vice-Presidential candidate, the Kid redirected
and asked reporters; "Well that depends, when you look at Jeff, what
do YOU see?" <"Well, we see a late 30's successful male
with some good ideals... oh and he has a larger than normal,
borderline giant, head!"> the Kid was then quoted as saying
"OK then, maybe too soon to announce anything definitive!?..."
Kid, Kelly & Jeff "Cranium" at the "secret" talks!?...
Moving past the Central Florida legs of his tour, also on the Kid's
agenda was some additional emphasis (and multiple stops) to the
Springfield, MA / Hartford, CT area. A notoriously hard area
to garner favor and votes for independent candidates!
Hitting the great (tiny) state of Connecticut with a "Take No
Prisoners" attitude, the Cyber Kid was met by longtime FUBAR
supporter and head of the northeast "VOTE FOR DAVE, GET FREE WINGS!"
campaign HQ, Jeff "I play with my dingy!" S. The two VIP's
discussed what it would take to "get the vote" in that neck of the
Overheard by a couple from Vermont, they reported that during the
lengthy and often times "confusing" discussion, Jeff (the "funny
lookin' one") was quoted as saying, "Dude! F***in' A!
Not sure Free wings is gonna do it?! This is a "Money talks"
sort of place, so you might need to up the ante here - you know,
cash, moola, wampum.. that sort of thing!" To which the Cyber
Kid (the "angry little one") replied, "Well dude! All I got to
offer is free wings!?... Oh, no wait!? I also got some
great ideas... them too!?..." The couple also reported that in
addition to more "crazy talk" about some sort of FUBAR World
Domination, more free wings, local bribery, shenanigans and
"polishing Jeff's dingy", Jeff treated the Cyber Kid and everyone at
campaign HQ (aka Hooter's) to the two new "VOTE FOR DAVE, GET FREE
WINGS" campaign posters!
"Need a little wind!", Shelby (CK supporter) and the Kid!
- The Cyber
Kid w/ Supporter Shelby
- The Cyber Kid w/ Supporter (and Hooters Calendar Girl) Adrianne
Well that's all for this
quarter, be sure to check out all the other new Mindless Content -
MINDLESS WEB CONTENT REMINDER
Be sure to visit the newest
in the FUBAR Publishing
News, the FUBAR Entertainment Group repertoire - CHEEKY MONKEY's photo blog/online
journal. Now with over 25 pages AND 700+ captioned photos, the monkey is on a
And lastly, here's yet another installment of WTF...
SWORD ASS" - 'um is it contagious? Does it hurt?...
||So I get
that "Kids eat Free" Tues. but "Exactly" what IS the daily
special on Friday?...
Alright gang, until
next time then,
as always, this has been your ever faithful FUBAR News Specific Website
w/ it's FUBAR News Specific reporter.
Until next quarter, stayed tuned for all the 20th Anniversary FUBAR
specific happenings!? Enough FUBAR for ya?!...