Hello Fubarians and
How are you this second (and a half) quarter of
'08? Well let us tell you, it's been an extremely busy and
action-packed first quarter '08 for the FUBARians
and FUBAR Organization!? Aside from the continued growth of the newest
member of the FUBAR Family Organization (FFO) it has been - brutally hectic.
So, what's been going on? Well, be sure to take a seat as we shed some light
on the major shake-up at the FUBARHQ! -
So riddle me this? - What is 176 feet long?
156 feet wide? Holds 250+ passengers and can weigh over 200 tons
Answer - The Boeing 767!
(Which also happens to be the home of the Cyber Kid's shiny new office!)
So, the FUBARHQ
Empire began the 2008 year with an invitation to our dedicated and loyal CEO
Dave "The Cyber Kid" by a Major Air Line. Apparently word has gotten out
about the "skills" the Cyber Kid possesses and well, they extended an
invitation for the Kid to try out for the "big boys." After a grueling
two day process, the Cyber Kid was extended an offer to "join" the Airline
elite! So, immediately accepting the opportunity, the Cyber Kid was
called for training just a mere two weeks later and began his indoc. on St.
Pat's 2008! With nearly no breaks, the Kid began a total immersion
into Boeing 757/767 aircraft, it's systems, maneuvers and Air Line
operations. Completing his training on May 11th with a 757/767 Type
Rating, the Cyber Kid is now fully rating and trained to "play" in the
majors. So, once complete with IOE (Initial Operating Experience), the
Cyber Kid will be traveling International and jet-setting around the world!
However, where does this leave our organization and how will it impact
FUBARHQ Operations and the fate of the organization? The answer in
short is - "It's won't" At least that's what the "Cyber Kid" was
quoted saying at a recent press conference when he dropped the news to
"... I am both honored and
excited about this offer extended to me and it is my intention to
pursue this opportunity afforded to me by the majors. But please, I
want to reiterate how important the FUBARHQ, FUBAR News Corporation and the
entire FUBAR organization is to me. So, with that said, I will
continue to maintain my position as CEO of the FUBAR Empire and provide you
with the best FUBAR News, content and updates, delivery and maintaining the
great product you've come to know, love and rely everyday!"
Received to a standing ovation, The Cyber Kid's words helped to rejuvenate
the silent room. Shockwaves from his announcement were felt on Wall
Street and investors, were obviously content with the CEO's as the FUBARHQ
Corp. rallied in late day trading and rose 12% before the market closed
"It's good for everyone..."
Mark "I see opportunity" Armadillo said after the press conference; "...
It's like any relationship. You need a break once in a while and with
the Cyber Kid out of the pic. 'er... I mean, off at the majors.
It's nothing but good news for me 'er I mean the "organization" as a
whole. It will allow the FUBAR Organization to run more fluidly and
with more stability but with more autonomy - that's a good thing. A
stable Organization that can basically weather any storm ... and
besides, it'll be nice to get a reprieve from that overbearing little
Dictator for a change..." "UM, Mr. Armadillo, the microphone is still
on!?" ... "DAMMIT!" So, until more news on the matter, we'll
continue to monitor the future developments of this story and the Cyber
Kid's venture into the world of major airlines! Watch this space
is all we can say!?...
In other news, Despite the hectic
schedule and high demand for his time, the Cyber Kid and FUBAR Upper Management's - Game Evaluation,
Examination and Knowledge (GEEK) Team was still able to release the new game - The Sun Never Sets (TSNS)
Be sure to check out the DARTH M site for all the news about this new
strategy game and the BASIC rules located at the HOBBY/COMPUTERS area for
Other than that, not much else as the Cyber Kid has been deep in hiding
trying to learn all there is about what the guys with thick glasses and bad
hair (engineers) at Boeing were thinking when they built the 767! But
despite that, he (the Cyber Kid) did find the time to make some
revolutionary (well, much needed) upgrades to the FUBARHQ Photo Galleries!
Be sure to check out all the photos on ALEX & JESSICA'S pages, My AVIATION
Adventures, ARTWORK (in DARTH M Hobbies) and the FOTQ Archives to see the
new look. Complete with arrow navigation, download capability and a
slideshow, the new look is sure to please FUBAR fans everywhere!?...
Maybe "We've been looking, egging actually, for a solution for quite
some time and happy to say, we think we've found it!" Jeff "Eggman" E, newly
appointed (as of 2 minutes ago) Head of FUBAR Fan Relations (HoFFR)
So, that's about all we have for you this Quarter. Be sure to check
out the DARTH M news for more
Little Dude and Little Rabbit (aka Alex &
Jessica) photo's and try out the new photo navigation interface!
So my beloved supporters, that's about all the news there is to "fiction" -
'er we mean "report" this quarter. If you didn't find anything of
value this time around, keep in mind what you pay for subscription services and
remember, there is always next quarter (give or take a month) - so check back. Oh,
and again, here's another installment of the FUBAR News Corporation's new segment; WTF...
Mark's shirt - "Do I Know You?!!" ... Are a Dork! - Yes. Look!
you dress up a $3000 train layout - $20 inflatable dinosaurs!?
OK, switched back to full caffeine - most nights anyway!? Until next quarter, this has again been your faithful