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Hello FUBARians,
How are my comrades doing this third quarter of 2009? Writing to you
from 30,000 feet, I must say, the second quarter of ’09 has been quite busy
for the Cyber Kid & Co. Having completed his International Tour, and due to
popular demand, the Cyber Kid was “volunteered” to continue his tour
stateside!?...
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On May 7th the Cyber Kid was to begin his month
long training to prepare for the tour of North America
and after 4 weeks of
intensive training and grueling mental preparation, ending on the 7th
of June, the Cyber Kid was cleared to begin his
tour! However, as soon as it began, the tour was temporarily
put on hold as the Cyber Kid finished his first two city stops in
Rochester, NY and Baltimore,
MD when unexpectedly, the FUBAR Matriarch Dawn “I wear the Pants around here” came down with a medical
emergency. Taking the remainder of the month of June off and re-scheduling
those tour dates, the Cyber Kid took care of the FUBAR Prince and Princess
while Dawn returned to full strength. “I swear the kids are out to kill
me!?... I have no idea what I’m doing!?...” the Cyber had reported to have
commented when asked how the parenting was going. So once again with “hard
earned” dues money, the FUBAR Emergency Fund was tapped and the “Queen Mum”
was rushed in to assist in the everyday FUBAR operations (and fence
staining!?) -
With the UK team in
place and no longer bootstrapped by the young FUBAR royalty, the Cyber
Kid was able to enlist the help of a private Contractor (“Andrew the
Aussie”) to help remodel and make the planned and much needed repairs to the
FUBARHQ (Once again with dues money!? – Thx!)
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So, after muscling through a few weeks of brutal central Texas heat,
the FUBARHQ repairs/remodeling were complete. With Dawn also back to near
100%, the Queen Mum returned to the UK, the Cyber Kid didn’t skip a beat and
resumed touring in early July with a three city stop trip to Dallas, New
York City, and Newark, NJ. Fans were ecstatic with the FUBAR CEO back
on the road and the media coverage was respectful. The Cyber Kid
closed out the month of July with stops in Dallas, TX,
Newark, NJ, New York, NY, Raleigh, SC and Savannah, GA where, having gotten a copy
of the itinerary, the paparazzi were back in full force!
Continuing his bid for a Presidential run, the Cyber Kid, rolled into
August, where FUBAR fans were able to meet the Cyber Kid (and Cheeky) where
he made impromptu stops in cities such as Ft. Myers, FL, Williamsburg, VA
and most recently Tucson, AZ pushing his agenda and the
"VOTE FOR DAVE, GET FREE WINGS" campaign!?....
Outside of
that, the domestic flying schedule has been hectic,
but OK as far as we can tell by the Cyber Kid’s reports he’s posted FACEBOOK.
– Be sure to watch this space and FACEBOOK to look for a list of upcoming
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Cheeky
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In other FUBAR news, Mark “I’m always thinking!” Avocado has
developed a new brand of dog glasses for use on either dogs or “really”
unattractive people. “Doggles” as they have been dubbed allow your
significant canine or ugly friend to hang out of that car window to enjoy
the ride without fear of taking a smack to the ole’ eyeball!?... The FUBAR
Marketing Team (FMT) has been working with local pet store and ugly person
shops to get these bad boys on the shelves as soon as possible!?... Look
for them in a store near you early fall ’09!?...
In any event that’s about it for the second quarter news!?
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Note: As of posting there
haven’t been any additional A.J. sightings? “It’s been real quiet since we
tasered him the last time” Jeff “Head of FUBAR Armed Forces” E had to say
recently; “He’s just been real quiet I guess. We’re doing our best to find
out exactly what he’s up too… can’t have him out there spooking people!” He
added… We’ll of course keep you updated as soon as we get more info on this
continuing story!?...
And just
because we care, here’s yet another installment of WTF
– enjoy! (I detect a theme this quarter!?....)
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Limo @
the .99 cent store - Tough Economy!?... |
Bottom
Line on a bag of peanuts - I should hope so!?... |
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