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The Cyber Kid, Cave-Man, Hall Of Famers, Another A.J. Sighting AND a "Furry" Con?!...


The Cyber Kid, Betsy, The A.J., Krista, and Jeff "Tony Soprano" E enjoy some "Vote For Dave, Get Free Bait" campaigning...



Hello FUBARians,

       Where does the time go?  Hope all finds you well this late 1st Quarter 2014!  The question plaguing everyone’s thoughts lately is…  what’s the FNC been doing!  If you remember last May, the FUBAR CEO/Founder had updated the FUBAR community about the new Headquarters and had been visiting with Jeff “E” Ngel (One of the first of the FUBAR Hall of Famers) at the new FHQ. 

       Well 2013 continued it's "Zaniness" as the Cyber Kid planned some "Vote for Dave" campaign stops in the great city of Pittsburgh (unknowingly) during the same weekend that the Anthrocon 2013 (World's Largest Furry Convention) was taking place.  Some FNC fans were skeptical claiming that the Cyber Kid knew exactly when the dates for the Anthrocon were and attended two of the days?  "I was merely there in a research capacity" the Cyber Kid told reporters after he was filmed leaving a regular watering hole on the Furry "Must Visit" list?!...  Hrmm...

       After Anthrocon, the second half of 2013 was a whirlwind tour of stops to promote the “Vote for Dave, Get Free Wings!” campaign.  Quickly following his visit to Anthro-  'er we mean Pittsburgh, the Cyber Kid made his way back down to Central FLORIDA to visit with Mark Armadillo and FUBAR Super Fan Maria.   

Furries - Zarkey & Rocko


       BUT he found some time to visit with FUBAR Hall of Famer Brian “Captain Caveman” Messer in Minneapolis!  Hunger Games aside, the afternoon spent between the two was filled with  Bar-B-Que, Archery, and of course BEvERageS. 

       One member of the FUBAR Press Corp who was in attendance was quoted as saying;  “Look, all I can say is, they looked “real” cozy AND there might be pictures?...  And if you’re interested, remember, everyone has a price!?



Well we started up on his six when he pulled through the clouds and then I moved in above him.

That cardboard Buck NEVER had a chance!?...

Gotta say, the Cave-Man cooks up a mean Cardboard Buck! The Cyber Kid and Cave-Man somewhere out in the "creepy" woods?!...

       Closing out 2013 was more campaigning w/ the "Vote For Dave, Get Free Wings" with a whirlwind of stops in  Orlando, FL (again); Portland, ME, Syracuse, NY; Greenville, SC; Flint, MI; Buffalo, NY; Detroit, MN (Saw Kevin "Cy Young" Russo); San Diego, CA, Birmingham, AL. and Washington, DC.

       It should be noted that members of the FUBAR Press Corp traveling with the Cyber Kid said that while Kevin "Cy Young" Russo didn't have much to say he kept looking at the Cyber Kid, shaking his head and saying; "What a waste?  You know he'll be one of the first to get eaten when the zombies come?!..."


Kevin & The Cyber Kid at the Robin!


       2014 started out with more campaigning in San Francisco, CA (Another A.J. Sighting); Kansas City, MO; A three day stint in a wintery New York City, NY; and more in Tampa, Fl and Orlando, FL.

       The beginning of the FUBAR calendar saw a few A.J. sighting around the US.  (Generally Central, TX and California) as the Cyber Kid was rumored to be "palling" around with the creature.  The pair were spotted in a cafe in San Franciso, CA and then the Cyber Kid was spotted again in Texas with the A.J. attneding a sporting event.

       The duo was caught “er” spotted first at Hooters enjoying a few BEvERageS and in the company of a third, smaller, man – presumably the FUBAR Heir Apparent Alex!  After the breaded Yard-Bird and BEvERageS, the boys went to a Professional hockey game!  (One should keep in mind that while a Professional Hockey in and of itself is a “fun” time out and entertaining, one should never forget that a professional hockey game shall NEVER, EVER diminish the sacred game that is softball! – So it is written in the FUBAR Constitution and FUBARHQ Member By-Laws – It is binding.)


The Cyber Kid get's cozy with "The A.J.!?"

The A.J. & The Cyber Kid enjoy some BEvERageS w/ FUBAR Fan Melissa The A.J. & Cyber Kid warm up w/ FUBAR Ice Fans Rachel & Jess

       The big news that has the FUBAR News talking was the second visit in less than a year to the FUBARHQ by FUBAR Hall of Famer Jeff “Tony Soprano” E.“  Not sure what the subject matter was about BUT it’s not typical for members of the FUBAR Elite to get together this often.  I mean it might be about the upcoming FUBAR 25th anniversary but if past behavior is any indicator of current performance we know the Cyber Kid never does ANYTHING early! 

       "Late or Never is that guys motto!? – You know what I’m saying?” One reporter said (Out-Loud?!... The lunatic?! - It should be noted that at that moment, the door opened; a man in a dark suit with dark glasses motioned for the FUBAR reporter to follow him.)  (Sounds of muffled screams and thudding could be heard outside the door – To which the reporter returned, disheveled, wide-eyed and slightly bloody; and said; “The Cyber Kid is good and decent person, he loves you all!”  (He was then quickly escorted from the room again for what the man in the dark suited only referred to as “Re-Training.”)

       Of course the FUBAR News Corp has acquired the following photos from the "Vote For Dave, Get Free Bait" "After" party which may or may not offend "some" readers (like wives, girlfriends, significant others and porn stars)  Note: The political views expressed in these photos does not in any way reflect the views of anyone in the entire free world!?  The Cyber Kid and his cronies are just certifiably nuts?!...


Jeff "Soprano" E, the Cyber Kid and the "A.J.!"

The Cyber Kid, Krista and Big Tony! Aww, Jeff wants to play monkey in the cleavage too? Adrienne says; "That monkey on your back sure isn't pretty?!"

       Finally, that brings us to February 2014!  The Cyber Kid was spotted in Central Florida again with none other than FUBAR Hall of Famer and former Captain Mark “Armadillo.”  Again talks in the FUBAR News Corporation were about the possibility of what such an impromptu meeting could mean;  The FUBAR 25th Anniversary, The “Vote for Dave, Get Free Wings” campaign or possible World Domination?  Speculation was high, but Mark “Avocado” was quoted; “Look, we went to a Hooter’s, Dave’s one hundred and ninetieth and we discussed life, family and a board game!”  The reporter asked what the “board game” was about.  “It’s a game about building troops and gaining total control of the board.”  The FUBAR News reporter was overheard saying; “I bet that’s exactly what a “board game” the Cyber Kid would be talking about?  The above headline ran the following day! 


       The day after that headline ran, the following retraction was printed -

       “The FUBARHQ wishes to re-track the following headline that ran in the daily FUBAR News and confirm that the information was written without any factual basis or proof.  We apologize for any inconvenience or fear this may have caused.” 

(FUBAR staffing note - The reporter was removed from duty and sent to join the  other reporter for “Re-Training.”)


Armadillo & CK w/ FUBAR Fan Lissette


       Well of course, with the continued success of the "Vote For Dave..." Presidential campaign, FHQ marketing have just released more posters using various slogans including the newest ones; "VOTE FOR DAVE, BE A JEDI!" and "VOTE FOR DAVE, GET FREE "E"!" (featuring the FUBAR's very own Jeff "E" ngel!) to name a couple!  So get out there and cast your vote!!!   In the meantime, here's your new dose of Campaign Posters featuring some of our favorite supporters!...

POSTER #1 - w/ Supporter Robyn POSTER #2 - w/ Lauren, Kendell, Shanelle POSTER #3 - w/ Jacqueline & Silvana POSTER #4 - w/ Supporter Robyn

POSTER #5 - w/ Supporter Becca

POSTER #6 - w/ Supporter Dakota

POSTER #7 - w/ Supporter Adrienne



       ON a FUBARHQ YouTube note, after much deliberation and frustration with the continued syndication and distribution rules and regulations that YouTube continues to implement, the FNC has decided to migrate all of the FUBARHQ content over to www.VIMEO.Com/FUBARHQ where frankly, they're just a lot more laid back about crap like that!  So, any and all new FUBARHQ video content will find itself on VIMEO servers.  So update your links appropriately!





       The Cyber Kid was asked to provide the D-Mobile III (aka "The Beast") again for another episode of The Variants - Season 3.  Always willing to lend a hand, the Cyber Kid took the reigns as vehicle stunt coordinator for the driving scenes!  So, if you haven't seen it yet, be sure to watch Season's 1-3 on YouTube.com.  Don't forget to check out the Cyber Kid, along with the D-Mobile III (aka "The Beast") also a featured extra "Officer Handlebar" in the Season 2, Episode 1 premiere of The Variants! (Links are below) 

       The Variants follows the zany adventures of comic shop proprietor, Richard and his loyal band of store employees, Barry, Kelli, Joe and the elusive Vlad as the (mostly) quartet find themselves in the most precarious of situations.  For more information about the show or to watch the episode click any of the respective links below -


Season 2 Episode 1

(My Scene starts at 6:40)

Season 3 Episode 7

(FUBAR CEO Dave's '77 Impala ("The BEAST") is featured prominently throughout the episode!)


Also, be sure to come back next quarter when we explain this "Cave-Man" Pic?!...


Yukon Cornelius?


and this picture!?...


Hello Clarice?...


Yup!?  This one too!?...


"The Tango" = $14.99 for an 8X10 glossy!?...


Well that's all for these past three quarters;

       As always,  Remember - The COMPLETE FUBARchives 2011 edition is still FREE!  Unlocking the FUBAR vaults, every FUBAR document in HQ, the FUBAR Press Corp. has been painstakingly recreated & scanned.  Unlike the FUBARchives newsletter anthology sent to select FUBAR's back in 2000 this collection contains ALL of those newsletters as well as NEVER BEFORE SEEN stats, rosters, receipts and photos!  Effectively - EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF PAPER we have pertaining to the FUBAR's!  DON'T FORGET - IT'S ENTIRELY FREE!!!  By clicking the link provided, you may begin to download any section or the entire FUBARchive!  So please - Enjoy!"




Be sure to visit the newest in the FUBAR Publishing News, the FUBAR Entertainment Group repertoire - CHEEKY MONKEY's photo blog/online journal.  UPDATED and sorted by year, the monkey has 9 albums and 1800+ captioned photos (Not to Mention the UN-CUT album - if you can find it!?  featuring OVER 1000+ pics of the monkey in the raw!?); The monkey is swingin'?...


"He Gets Around..."

And finally, here's yet another installment of WTF...

Truce over Breakfast...

Good to know...

Well gang, until next time, this has been your faithful reporter  - Now go grab a BEvERage and "Process" it all - Enough FUBAR for ya?!...


Dave "Cyber Kid" - CEO/Founder FUBAR's est.1989


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