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Hello FUBARians,
Where does the time go? Hope all finds you well this late 1st
Quarter 2014! The question plaguing everyone’s thoughts lately is… what’s
the FNC been doing! If you remember last May, the FUBAR CEO/Founder had
updated the FUBAR community about the new Headquarters and had been visiting
with Jeff “E” Ngel (One of the first of the FUBAR Hall of Famers) at the new
FHQ.
Well 2013 continued it's "Zaniness" as the Cyber Kid planned some "Vote for
Dave" campaign stops in the great city of Pittsburgh (unknowingly) during
the same weekend that the Anthrocon 2013 (World's Largest Furry Convention)
was taking place. Some FNC fans were skeptical claiming that the Cyber
Kid knew exactly when the dates for the Anthrocon were and attended two of
the days? "I was merely there in a research capacity" the Cyber Kid
told reporters after he was filmed leaving a regular watering hole on the
Furry "Must Visit" list?!... Hrmm...
After Anthrocon, the second half of 2013 was a whirlwind tour of
stops to promote the “Vote for Dave, Get Free Wings!” campaign.
Quickly following his visit to Anthro- 'er we mean Pittsburgh, the
Cyber Kid made his way back down to Central FLORIDA to visit with Mark
Armadillo and FUBAR Super Fan Maria. ” |
Furries - Zarkey & Rocko |
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BUT he found some time to visit with FUBAR Hall of Famer Brian
“Captain Caveman” Messer in Minneapolis! Hunger
Games aside, the afternoon spent between the two was filled with Bar-B-Que,
Archery, and of course BEvERageS.
One member of the FUBAR Press Corp who was in attendance was quoted
as saying; “Look, all I can say is, they looked “real” cozy AND there might
be pictures?... And if you’re interested, remember, everyone has a price!?
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Well we started up on his six
when he pulled through the clouds and then I moved in above him. |
That cardboard Buck NEVER had a
chance!?... |
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Gotta say, the Cave-Man cooks up a mean Cardboard Buck! |
The Cyber Kid and Cave-Man
somewhere out in the "creepy" woods?!... |
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Closing out 2013 was more campaigning w/
the "Vote For Dave, Get Free Wings" with a
whirlwind of stops in Orlando, FL
(again); Portland, ME, Syracuse, NY; Greenville, SC; Flint, MI;
Buffalo, NY; Detroit, MN (Saw Kevin "Cy Young" Russo); San Diego,
CA, Birmingham, AL. and Washington, DC.
It should be noted that members of the FUBAR Press Corp traveling
with the Cyber Kid said that while Kevin "Cy Young" Russo didn't
have much to say he kept looking at the Cyber Kid, shaking his head
and saying; "What a waste? You know he'll be one of the first
to get eaten when the zombies come?!..." |
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Kevin & The Cyber Kid at the
Robin! |
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2014 started out with more campaigning in
San Francisco, CA (Another A.J. Sighting); Kansas City, MO; A three
day stint in a wintery New York City, NY; and more in Tampa, Fl and
Orlando, FL.
The beginning of the FUBAR calendar saw a few A.J. sighting around
the US. (Generally Central, TX and California) as the
Cyber Kid was rumored to be "palling" around with
the creature. The pair were spotted in a cafe in San Franciso,
CA and then the Cyber Kid was spotted
again in Texas with the A.J. attneding a sporting event.
The duo was caught “er” spotted first at Hooters enjoying a
few BEvERageS and in the company of a third, smaller, man –
presumably the FUBAR Heir Apparent Alex! After the breaded
Yard-Bird and BEvERageS, the boys went to a Professional hockey
game! (One should keep in mind that while a Professional Hockey in
and of itself is a “fun” time out and entertaining, one should never
forget that a professional hockey game shall
NEVER, EVER diminish the sacred game that is softball! – So
it is written in the FUBAR Constitution and FUBARHQ Member By-Laws –
It is binding.) |
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The Cyber Kid get's cozy with
"The A.J.!?" |
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The A.J. & The Cyber Kid enjoy
some BEvERageS w/ FUBAR Fan Melissa |
The A.J. & Cyber Kid warm up
w/ FUBAR Ice Fans Rachel & Jess |
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The big news that has the FUBAR News talking
was the second visit in less than a year
to the FUBARHQ by FUBAR Hall of Famer Jeff “Tony Soprano” E.“
Not sure what the subject matter was about BUT it’s not
typical for members of the FUBAR Elite to get together this often.
I mean it might be about the upcoming FUBAR 25th
anniversary but if past behavior is any indicator of current
performance we know the Cyber Kid never does ANYTHING early!
"Late or Never
is that guys motto!? – You know what I’m saying?”
One reporter said (Out-Loud?!... The lunatic?! - It should be
noted that at that moment, the door opened; a man in a dark suit
with dark glasses motioned for the FUBAR reporter to follow him.)
(Sounds of muffled screams and thudding
could be heard outside the door – To which the reporter returned,
disheveled, wide-eyed and slightly bloody; and said; “The Cyber Kid
is good and decent person, he loves you all!” (He was then quickly
escorted from the room again for what the man in the dark suited
only referred to as “Re-Training.”)
Of course the FUBAR News Corp has acquired the following photos from
the "Vote For Dave, Get Free Bait" "After" party which may or may
not offend "some" readers (like wives, girlfriends, significant
others and porn stars) Note: The political views
expressed in these photos does not in any way reflect the views of
anyone in the entire free world!? The Cyber Kid and his
cronies are just certifiably nuts?!... |
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Jeff "Soprano" E, the Cyber Kid
and the "A.J.!" |
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The Cyber Kid, Krista and Big
Tony! |
Aww, Jeff wants to play monkey
in the cleavage too? |
Adrienne says; "That monkey on
your back sure isn't pretty?!" |
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Finally, that brings us to February 2014! The Cyber Kid was
spotted in Central Florida again with none other than FUBAR Hall of
Famer and former Captain Mark “Armadillo.” Again talks in the FUBAR
News Corporation were about the possibility of what such an
impromptu meeting could mean; The FUBAR 25th
Anniversary, The “Vote for Dave, Get Free Wings” campaign or
possible World Domination? Speculation was high, but Mark “Avocado”
was quoted; “Look, we went to a Hooter’s, Dave’s one hundred and
ninetieth and we discussed life, family and a board game!” The reporter
asked what the “board game” was about. “It’s a game about building
troops and gaining total control of the board.” The FUBAR News
reporter was overheard saying; “I bet that’s exactly what a “board
game” the Cyber Kid would be talking about? The above headline ran the
following day!
CYBER KID
AIMS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
The day after that headline ran, the
following retraction was printed -
“The FUBARHQ wishes to re-track the following headline that
ran in the daily FUBAR News and confirm that the information was
written without any factual basis or proof. We apologize for any
inconvenience or fear this may have caused.”
(FUBAR staffing note - The reporter was removed
from duty and sent to join the other reporter for “Re-Training.”)
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Armadillo & CK w/ FUBAR Fan
Lissette |
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Well of course, with the continued success of the "Vote For Dave..."
Presidential campaign, FHQ
marketing have just released more posters using various
slogans including the newest ones; "VOTE FOR DAVE, BE A JEDI!" and
"VOTE FOR DAVE, GET FREE "E"!" (featuring the FUBAR's very own Jeff "E" ngel!) to name a couple! So get out there and cast your vote!!!
In the meantime, here's your new dose of Campaign Posters featuring some
of our favorite supporters!...
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POSTER #1
- w/ Supporter Robyn |
POSTER #2 - w/ Lauren,
Kendell, Shanelle |
POSTER #3 - w/ Jacqueline & Silvana |
POSTER #4 - w/ Supporter Robyn |
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POSTER #5 - w/ Supporter
Becca |
POSTER #6 - w/ Supporter Dakota |
POSTER #7 - w/ Supporter Adrienne |
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ANOTHER FUBARHQ YOUTUBE
UPDATE!
ON a FUBARHQ YouTube
note, after much deliberation and frustration with the continued
syndication and distribution rules and regulations that YouTube
continues to implement, the FNC has decided to migrate all of the
FUBARHQ content over to
www.VIMEO.Com/FUBARHQ where
frankly, they're just a lot more laid back about crap like that!
So, any and all new FUBARHQ video content will find itself on VIMEO
servers. So update your links appropriately!
FIND ALL
Of YOUR FUBAR VIDEO CONTENT AT -
www.VIMEO.com/FUBARHQ
YET ANOTHER VARIANTS REMINDER
(UPDATE)!
The Cyber Kid was asked
to provide the D-Mobile III (aka "The Beast") again for another episode of
The Variants - Season 3. Always willing to lend a hand, the Cyber Kid
took the reigns as vehicle stunt coordinator for the driving scenes!
So, if you haven't seen it yet, be sure to watch Season's 1-3 on YouTube.com. Don't forget to check
out the
Cyber Kid, along with the D-Mobile III (aka "The Beast")
also a
featured extra "Officer Handlebar" in the Season 2, Episode 1
premiere of
The Variants! (Links are
below)
The Variants follows the zany adventures of comic shop proprietor,
Richard and his loyal band of store employees, Barry, Kelli, Joe and
the elusive Vlad as the (mostly) quartet find themselves in the most
precarious of situations.
For more information about the show or to watch the episode click
any of the respective links below -
www.TheVariants.com
Season 2
Episode 1
(My Scene starts at
6:40)
Season 3 Episode 7
(FUBAR CEO Dave's '77 Impala
("The BEAST") is featured prominently throughout the episode!)
Also, be sure to come
back next quarter when we explain this "Cave-Man" Pic?!... |
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Yukon Cornelius? |
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and
this picture!?... |
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Hello Clarice?... |
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Yup!? This one
too!?... |
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"The Tango" = $14.99 for an
8X10 glossy!?... |
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Well that's all for these past
three quarters;
As always,
Remember - The COMPLETE FUBARchives 2011 edition is still FREE!
Unlocking the FUBAR vaults,
every FUBAR document in HQ, the FUBAR Press Corp. has been painstakingly
recreated & scanned. Unlike the FUBARchives newsletter anthology sent to select FUBAR's back in 2000 this
collection contains ALL of those newsletters as well as NEVER BEFORE SEEN
stats, rosters, receipts and photos! Effectively - EVERY SINGLE PIECE
OF PAPER we have pertaining to the FUBAR's! DON'T FORGET - IT'S ENTIRELY
FREE!!! By clicking the link provided, you
may begin to download any section or the entire FUBARchive! So please
- Enjoy!"
FUBARchives
MINDFUL WEB CONTENT REMINDER
Be sure to visit the newest
in the FUBAR Publishing
News, the FUBAR Entertainment Group repertoire - CHEEKY MONKEY's photo
blog/online journal. UPDATED and sorted by year, the monkey has
9 albums
and 1800+ captioned photos (Not to Mention the
UN-CUT album - if you can find it!? featuring OVER 1000+ pics of the monkey
in the raw!?); The monkey is swingin'?...
www.SWINGERMONKEY.net
"He Gets Around..."
And finally, here's yet another installment of WTF...
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Truce over Breakfast... |
Good to know... |
Well gang, until next time,
this has been your faithful reporter - Now go grab a BEvERage and
"Process" it all -
Enough FUBAR for ya?!...
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